🎙️ Petty Hills We’ll Die On: Our Most Unpopular Opinions (and Yours Too)

We said what we said. And honestly? We’re not sorry.

This week on Burnt Out Perfectionist, we’re diving headfirst into the glorious chaos of petty hills we’re willing to die on. You know those opinions that sound ridiculous out loud—but you’d still throw hands over them? Yep. Those.

Whether it’s people walking suspiciously slow in parking lots, texting “K” like it's 2009, or refusing to eat pineapple on pizza (why is it spicy??), this episode is for the emotionally unhinged and opinionated… aka people just like us.

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What We Talked About:

• Our most unhinged hot takes (and why we’ll never back down)

• ADHD brain + vague group texts = ✨mental spiral✨

• TikTok drama, food opinions, and the real reason we avoid voice memos

• Listener-submitted petty hills that had us screaming

“Just say what you mean in a text. Don’t send ‘hey’ and then ghost for 5 hours.” – Eve, probably shaking with rage.

Relatable? Embarrassing? Both?

We know we’re not alone in our irrational energy. That's why we asked you, our amazing listeners, to submit your own petty hills—and you delivered. Shoutout to the person who said dogs in baby strollers should be illegal. You're a national treasure.

And if you haven’t yet, tell us what hill you’d die on in the comments or DM us on Instagram! 👇
We might feature it in a future episode (or at least laugh way too hard at it).

For the ADHD Girlies (and Anyone Who Feels Unhinged)

This episode is peak Burnt Out Perfectionist energy:
🧠 ADHD spirals? ✅
👯 Sister chaos? ✅
🔥 Mildly offensive takes that low-key make sense? ✅

If your brain thrives on fast opinions, random tangents, and relatable weirdness—you’ll love this one.

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And remember:
Being a little petty is kind of our love language.